WTF?!

the other night i, apparently, had a dream so...amazing / surreal / ridiculous / fill-in-the-blank that it inspired me to stumble out of bed, find a pen, find a notebook, and jot down a few key words that would "surely" help me remember the entire dream come morning.

thing is...i FORGOT i had even climbed out of bed to DO just that.

that is, until this evening...as i lay in bed, about to drift asleep -- when it hit me!

wait! didn't i have some crazy dream the other night?! and didn't i get out of bed and write down a few words in some notebook to help me remember it, using only the moonlight to find my way?!

i clapped, and my bedroom lights popped on. sure enough, there, on the dresser by my bed, was a notebook. closed.

i took a deep breath and opened it.

inside, hastily scribbled on the first page, were four distinct words.

BELLBOY

COLLAR

VEGAS

DRUNK



i have no clue what i even dreamt about nor do I EVEN WANT TO KNOW. i'm so scared.

til next time...