one down, three to go...

I just logged on and noticed that i have 396 blog posts to my name. will i make it to lucky 400 by the end of '007...? i'll have to ask mr. owl.

granted, i'm realizing that about 352 of those posts had something to do with bodily excrement. why is that -- i don't know. or DO i? perhaps i have a fetish. no. i don't. i definitely do not. and to those of you who do -- shame on you!

but i've been thinking about this a lot lately, especially since a friend of mine sent me THIS.

and i've come to the exciting discovery...that BLOGS and good old-fashioned POO actually have a lot in common:

some are long,
some are short.

some really stink,
and some don't stink half-bad.

sometimes i sit and sit and nothing comes out,
while sometimes it just floooows.

some are corny.

some are painful,
some feel real nice.

some make me laugh,
and some bring tears to my eyes.

some i'm quite proud of,
while others i'm like "Good G-d did that really come from ME??!"

and if i ever get around to writing that blog about why everyone should drive a hybrid, then i can honestly say...

some are green.



til next time...